Picture at Los Angeles 2025.

Oh, welcome to Out on the Linai, the only Golden Girls podcast you're ever going

to need to listen to. I am H. Allen Scott slash Sadie Pines.

I'm Carrie Dordy. And today we are bringing you something very special. It is part conversation,

part Golden Girls clip show, because just in a short while, we will be joined by the lovely

Matt Cameron and Phyllis Body of the podcast, Filling in Phyllis. Oh my God. Now, if you can't tell, Carrie has a cold. Yeah, I'm sick as shit, guys. Yeah. Sick as shit. So she is powering through for us. I told her, I was like, I can do this, Carrie. I can do this. I can fly solo. I don't like it, but I can. And you were like, no, the show must go on. Yes. And my best Kathleen turn to voice, I said, I'm going to be here. I'm going to do it for the fans. It's actually more like my B. Arthur voice, I guess. It is. Yeah, it definitely is. Can I tell you something? Can I share something in my day?

Yes, of course. Please.

So I had to go to the Disney lot to watch a movie for a story I'm working on, right? Fun times.

I go and I go to the Disney store while I'm there. And I am, if you know me, which you do, and people listening, you know,

you basically understand me at this point. I'm a, I'm a clumsy person. I tend to, I tend to do things

unintentionally that make people stare at me. And, and oftentimes those things involve, things involve what would be embarrassing for other people,

not embarrassing for me.

And so I was rushing.

I went early to go to the Disney store there so I could pick up some stuff for my nieces

because I'm going to St. Louis this next week to visit them.

And so yeah, so I'm going to visit them. And I bought all this stuff a little bit from my nieces, a little bit for me of Michael.

Yes. As I'm exiting the store, and this is part of the thing, before I got on, I told Carrie,

everything was going wrong today. And this was the start of everything going wrong. So as I'm exiting the store, there's this lovely tour group, and they're talking about something, and I'm like, oh, that's nice. I'd like to do a tour group someday, you know? I would like to lead a tour group. I think I could do that. I'd be a great tour guide. And as I'm leaving, I faceplant. I have lots of bags with me because I just bought a lot of stuff.

And I faceplant. I have lots of bags with me because I just bought a lot of stuff.

And I faceplant.

Fortunately, the bag stopped me and as, or protected me from the fall.

And as I face plant, all of the items go flying out. In any other situation, that would be embarrassing for people to see multiple boxes of wishables,

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