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Welcome back for another episode of the Ross Polen podcast. I am your host Ross Polen.

Here with the man lovingly known as J-Bone, Jared Boroslow. Jared, we are going to do a recurring segment that we haven't done in quite some time to start today's show.

We've got some pent up aggression. I've got to let it out. I'm choosing violence. It's time for famous people we want to fight.

The famous person I most want to fight lately is probably an obvious one and the choice of a lot of people listening if I had to guess.

It's Elon Musk and not for the reasons you might think. Not just the on the top like he's annoying. That's part of it for sure.

But frankly, I don't give a shit which side of the political spectrum he aligns with. As I've said before, I see how the Democratic party completely spurred into this guy.

He's a spiteful nerd. I understand that element of it. I also see that he's a childish little narcissist which my entertainager can identify with on some level.

I think I get the gist of it in terms of the decisions he makes and the things he's got going on with his trolling.

But I think electric cars are great. I have a Tesla model 3. My wife has a Model X. I own some Tesla stock. But I want to beat the absolute ass off Elon Musk.

He looks kind of big. Isn't he like 6263? 6.1.5. I've got a half inch on him.

I found one document that said he's 6.1.5. A lot of places it says 6.2. But I'm going with 6.1.5. It's called rounding down. What was he at the combine? 6.1.5. So that's the number we go with. Which combine was he at again?

The tech combine of 2011. Nobody in that tech combine's ever been over 200 pounds. I actually know. I guess there's fat.

I'm thinking like there's big tech people. I'm thinking of like tiny little dweebs but like I guess there's a lot of fat nerds like sitting at a computer all day sitting at the computer and munching of snacks is not conducive to a fit physique.

There's nobody in between the weights of 175 pounds and 250 pounds. It's all it's all under 175 completely atrophied no muscle nerd or just house.

Elon's not in bad shape but he doesn't strike me as like a fitness workout guy. It's just that he eats clean I think. You know what I mean? I can't see him eating trash. He's like doing athletic greens every day. Right. He's not eating like you and I where we're all fast food every single lunch every single week week after week month after month with little to no change in diet.

He's he's a tiny house guy Jared. You know what I mean? Well what he says. What do you mean? You don't believe that he lives in the tiny house. Well he's never here anyway. It doesn't fucking matter but he owns a tiny house at the very least right. I think it makes you tiny house guy if you own a tiny house. What if you're a tiny house landlord? Does that exist?

Somebody just owns like I'm sure it does tiny houses. I'm positive it does that seems completely anathetical to the whole like tiny house idea. Yeah and the lifestyle that it would encompass. Yeah. No you're not wrong and I guarantee it exists because that's what we do the humans. We take a perfectly good idea and then we fuck it in the ass.

It's what we love to do with all of the good things that the world brings us but yeah once Elon started really hardcore trolling on Twitter a while before the acquisition talks started of Twitter. Okay. And once I discovered how insane his fanboys and girls are online as a result of having purchased a Tesla myself.

He started to wear on me a little bit at that point. All right. Like I didn't really have an Elon position before I purchased my car. Then I purchased my car and I was like well whoever's responsible for this car is a fucking God because it is awesome.

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