You skip a pebble across the pond and then look down into the reflection in the water.

You notice three things instantly.

One, the milk.

Yes, it's milk in the pond.

The face looking up at you.

Yes, it's your face.

And the pebble, well, it's of the fruity variety.

You don't know why you're so small and these pebbles are so big.

You just think you're good fortune that you've made it once again to the empty bowl.

The Meditatif podcast about cereal.

Hello, my name is Justin McRoy and I'm a cereal enthusiast.

And my name is Dan Gubair and I am a cereal smorcerer's apprentice that is a disciple of

the long extinct cereal spellcaster, the smorcerer mascot of the likewise long discontinued general

mill cereal smorce crunch.

Did you create the smorcerer?

Or is that a real thing?

It's probably one of the most obscure cereal mascots out there, but he did indeed exist.

Well, that makes the world a little bit better than I knew it was a few minutes ago.

This is the empty bowl.

And we are going to be talking about cereal.

Your end of that proverbial bargain is just to relax and enjoy some discussion about nothing

more or less trivial than cereal.

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