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2 Dope Queens

Fifty Shades of Matthew McConaughey

2 Dope Queens

WNYC Studios

Dope, Queens, Robinson, Up, Race, Society & Culture, Storytelling, Comedy Interviews, Stand, Williams, Phoebe, Jessica, Comedy, Brooklyn

4.813K Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2016

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Alright, alright, alright, it's a time for a brand new show. Phoebe puts Matthew McConaughey into her spank bank and Jessica fights off some zombies. Ross Marquand (The Walking Dead) joins the queens for some butt tickling and celebrity impersonations. Plus comedy from Will Miles (The Chris Gethard Show) and Kate Berlant (Netflix Presents: The Characters).

Featured Comedians:

Will Miles (@mrwillmiles)

Ross Marquand (@rossmarquand)

Kate Berlant (@kateberlant)

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About the podcast:

Join the 2 Dope Queens, Phoebe Robinson and Jessica Williams, along with their favorite comedians, for stories about sex, romance, race, hair journeys, living in New York and Billy Joel. Plus a whole bunch of other s**t. New episodes every Tuesday.

Produced by WNYC Studios www.wnycstudios.org

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Transcript

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0:00.0

You know, like all the villains in the Suicide Squad put together.

0:04.4

You're like Jared Leto as a cast member during the taping of Suicide Squad.

0:11.2

I can't wait to show you my toy.

0:13.6

Because you know that was garbage.

0:15.3

And did you see he was like, I hated the way it turned out.

0:22.0

I thought it was going to be an art house film.

0:23.5

Yeah, didn't you read the script and saw that was trash?

0:25.9

Oh god.

0:26.9

I hate everybody.

0:27.9

I did too.

0:28.9

I was like, he let's put a smile on that face.

0:33.0

God, he like, him and Jack Nicholson are the only jokers till the whole time.

0:38.3

Yeah.

0:39.3

Everyone else can fuck off.

0:41.3

What are you laughing at?

0:43.3

I thought my jokes were bad.

0:45.7

I do think Benedict Cumberbatch could.

0:48.4

Oh, he'd be amazing.

0:49.4

He would be really good, joke.

0:50.4

Benedict Cumberbatch can do anything he wants to, especially get it in my vagina.

0:54.8

Despite his goofy ass name, sure.

0:56.8

No.

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