Civil Rights Phoebe

2 Dope Queens

WNYC Studios

Up, Storytelling, Jessica, Brooklyn, Phoebe, Robinson, Comedy Interviews, Williams, Stand, Dope, Race, Queens, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 13.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2016

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Travel back in time with the queens as Phoebe hits snooze on Dr. King and Jessica becomes a Black Pantheress. Plus Jackie Kashian (Conan) and Jacqueline Novak (The Late Late Show with James Corden). Featured Comedians: Jackie Kashian (@jackiekashian) Jacqueline Novak (@jacquelinenovak) --- Support our work. Become a 2 Dope Queens member today at 2dopequeens.org/donate. --- About the podcast: Join the 2 Dope Queens, Phoebe Robinson and Jessica Williams, along with their favorite comedians, for stories about sex, romance, race, hair journeys, living in New York and Billy Joel. Plus a whole bunch of other s**t. New episodes every Tuesday. Produced by WNYC Studios www.wnycstudios.org --- Follow 2 Dope Queens on Twitter: @2DopeQueens Follow 2 Dope Queens on Instagram: @2DopeQueens Like 2 Dope Queens on Facebook: www.facebook.com/2DopeQueens Follow 2 Dope Queens on Tumblr: www.2dopequeens.tumblr.com Get tickets to our next live show on WNYC.org/2dopequeens

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0:00.0	I think we have two different tastes than guys is what I found out in season one.
0:03.4	Right, which is my taste is like so good.
0:06.2	It's kind of unacceptable because, you know, the edge, the slash, bono, bono.
0:13.6	Okay, I never said I was in the slash.
0:16.1	Is it aren't the slash in the edge the same thing?
0:18.2	Okay, honestly, you know, I see your face right now, you're saying that to piss me off.
0:23.0	What? No one knows.
0:23.8	Okay, the edge is bald and slash has hair like, what is it?
0:28.8	Size show Bob.
0:30.0	You can't get annoyed at me for getting two stupid things confused.
0:35.6	It's because it's literally all under the category of stupid.
0:38.3	Like if this was a Venn diagram, it would be the slash, the edge and maybe like bono or
0:42.8	bono and the three circles that overlap, that would be just stupid.
0:46.8	Like that's the only thing that overlaps.
0:48.1	If I could be you up and not get arrested, I would definitely do that right now.
0:51.4	I would report you so quickly.
0:53.2	Like even though like you're one of my closest friends, I'm like we do two dope queens.
0:57.6	If you attack me, I would still totally call the police like real housewives.
1:02.3	I'm not, I got my family.
1:04.5	You pig.
1:05.5	She's a bitch.
1:07.6	Hey guys, it's me Phoebe Roppson and I'm Jessica Williams and you are listening to
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