Fifth Wednesday Advice-cast
Three Bean Salad
Three Bean Salad
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🗓️ 29 January 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (it's a five Wednesday January and we will only do four Wednesday episodes in a month out of respect for natural law, magnets and the tides)
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| 0:00.0 | What's that in the sky? |
| 0:10.8 | The sun. |
| 0:12.2 | It is pink. |
| 0:13.6 | The clouds purple. |
| 0:16.0 | It's raining ice. |
| 0:18.3 | But hot ice. |
| 0:19.3 | The ice is flaming. |
| 0:20.5 | Hallie's comet is going around and round, tracing the exact shape of a Cumberland sausage. |
| 0:25.6 | If you hold the Cumberland sausage for your eye, but anti-clockwise. |
| 0:29.6 | So the way to enjoy it is you hold the Cumberland sausage to your eye, but you spin it clockwise, but keep your eye right in the middle so that you can feel the fat and the grease going into your face. |
| 0:38.9 | You need to have cooked it about two hours ago. |
| 0:40.9 | So it should be slightly warm. |
| 0:42.2 | So the fats have been released. |
| 0:43.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:44.5 | And that's the only safe way to look at what Hallie is doing right now. |
| 0:47.3 | Hallie's comment, isn't it? |
| 0:49.0 | And don't eat it afterwards. |
| 0:51.3 | For the love of don't eat it. |
| 0:53.2 | Unless the moon is blood red in which case the mood is |
| 0:55.4 | blood red you can nibble the edges nibble the edges there's a hot wind isn't there's a horrible |
| 1:00.1 | hot wind there's a horrible horrible hot wind blowing in all directions as well also look at the |
| 1:04.9 | pavements what's that you see sparrows walking with little shoes on |
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