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Three Bean Salad

Anti-episode episode-isode

Three Bean Salad

Three Bean Salad

Comedy

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2025

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until March).

But sign up to PATREON for weekly bonus episodes throughout March, ad-free episodes and more: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad

Ticket links for Henry's work-in-progress shows:

https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/henry-paker-illustratinator-wip-thu-3rd-apr-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202504031830/

https://museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/shows/873652303

Transcript

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0:00.0

Think is back with the unexpected crew

0:03.0

Always surprising you, like black ice on country roads

0:06.0

Listen, the craziest thing is you don't see it but your car fills it

0:08.0

So no sudden acceleration

0:10.0

Watch your speed, don't go spinning

0:14.0

Yeah, I think our young drivers get it

0:16.0

What? Pushing it ain't worth it. Drive to the conditions, that's all you have to say

0:20.0

Yo, bro.

0:21.3

What are you?

0:21.8

I think it sounds cool.

0:22.6

No, it's embarrassing.

0:24.0

The unexpected crew pulling up when you least expect it like them road conditions.

0:40.7

Hello, everyone. It's February. Hello. It's February.

0:44.2

F, E, B, R-U-A-R-U-A-R-Y.

0:47.9

And in case you're wondering, yes, Henry didn't just interrupt Ben saying,

0:51.5

Hello, it's February, to say, hello, it's February.

0:55.7

It's called pressure on speech.

0:57.6

It's a symptom.

0:58.5

It's not his fault.

1:00.6

Mike, please say hello, it's February.

1:02.4

Hello, it's February.

1:03.3

There we go.

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