Fibromyalgia Cake, Butt Jab #2 & JakeFM (FULL SHOW 4/23)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2026

⏱️ 129 minutes

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Summary

Welcome, Flukers! We got wind of a new radio station called JakeFM that plays only Tool and obscure rock bands, but Jake swears he's not the mastermind behind it. You listen and be the judge. Ally came in with a welted bruised ass and a lot more info on what we did wrong yesterday, but Klein made up for all of it by going full Filipino nurse & sticking Ally in the best way possible. We also did another Most/Least list where we determined who is the most talented person on the show, and we talked to the inventor of the Gender Reveal about how she regrets being a trendsetter.

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0:00.0	New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.
0:22.7	And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.
0:25.5	San Bernardino International Airport.
0:27.4	When airports smell great.
0:29.2	Da-da-da.
0:30.0	Hey, what's going on, Glen and Ali?
0:32.2	Are you ready?
0:35.0	Hello, Klein and Allie, you little bitch.
0:38.3	Clining Allie, it's just okay.
0:41.3	Just don't like things about you too much.
0:44.3	Good morning, everybody.
0:46.3	Oh, sweet David's sake, did you see that?
0:48.3	Meet about Clown All right.
0:50.3	Let's get the still shouted.
0:52.3	The show started. The show started.
0:55.9	The show started.
0:58.1	We are live in Los Angeles.
1:01.1	Three, two, one.
1:03.5	And here we go.
1:06.5	It's Klein Outie Show. Low 6.7, KROQFM and H.D. Pasadena.
1:09.8	Los Angeles.
1:10.6	Orange County. The Sonic Pulse of Los Angeles. This is the world, famous, K Rock. Hell yeah. Welcome to your pre-Quend. Welcome to your BF. Thursday for all you to celebrate. Your Klein Alley's a show on K-Rock. On. On Klein, there's Ali. Thursday.
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