New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.

You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

And of course you can handle.

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

San Bernardino International Airport.

When airports smell great.

Let's get into your ADD News, and then once again, it's another day of Jab and Allie,

which I think we'll be doing on youtube only but not live on

k rock although we have um a lot of different thoughts about yesterday's jab and yesterday was my

turn to inject alley and pregnate alley live by the way people said that they could really tell

how much i care about you based on the technique i used yeah that you really and that you did your

own work on the side.

Yeah, I studied out. That you actually put in an effort to do it right and do well. That's why I had me go first. Jake's jab was terrible, and we think that it could. Ali, if you're not able to successfully get pregnant this round, it's Jake is going to be the reason why. So understand, Jake, you will also not be invited to that funeral. Yeah, you know, I also had a moment last night where I woke up in the middle of the night and my right leg was completely numb. So I'm kind of worried that there might be. That's Jake's side, right? Yeah, it was Jake's side. So there could be some kind of a long-term issue going on. I'm not really sure about that. Well, let's go the other side, even out. Someone did say that they've been through this. A lot of people reaching out to us that have been through the process. And there's all these videos up on our Instagram and so many people are sharing them with others that are in the journey to try to get pregnant. You think it's easy. All these prom babies getting dropped in toilets, but not the case because it's very difficult. Well, it's getting more difficult in general, and more people are going through this than you would imagine. And a lot of people don't talk about it because it's a long process. It's very hard process. And, you know, people don't really want to hear about sad things. No, they don't want to hear about sad things. But it's also hopeful and others that are in the struggle as well. But listen to this, Ali, quickly. Sweet Divvick, everybody. This is for Allie. I just wanted to congratulate you on the process. My wife and I went through this 10 years ago. It was really, it was really emotional. And we went through for like three years, but we finally had a son. And so congratulations. I hope it all works perfectly. But I want to drop a little nugget for you.

Somebody who's given a lot of shots in the booty for my wife.

Instead of slapping, you can use a piece of ice just to numb it up.

Just a little piece of ice will numb it up.

And that might actually feel a lot better than getting slapped every single day in the booty.

Also, whatever you do, don't let whoever's giving you a shot hit a vein because it will squirt blood like a Hollywood movie set.

Just avoid that.

That's based on my experience.

It will squirt a lot of blood.

Thank you. And it's kind of ugly.

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