Hey everyone and welcome to the flop house. This is a... this is Dan McCoy. Sorry, I'll do that first.

And I'm Stuart Wellington. I'm Elliot Kaelin. Dan, I'm glad that you caught yourself there

so that the audience, the whole time, wasn't saying, who is addressing me? Who's this mystery voice?

What's going on? Where am I? Well, we have a guest tonight that I will introduce in just one

second, but first I'll explain that here on the flop house podcast, on other weeks, every other week,

we watch a bad movie and then we talk about it. And on these, not those weeks, the other

other weeks, is this easy to follow? We do minis where we talk about whatever we want to talk about.

And in this case, we have a great guest who we want to talk to you for the mini.

Parker Bennett is a writer and author, a cartoonist. The reason we have him on tonight, though, is

because recently we did our Super Mario Brothers live show, which is a movie that he worked on as

a screenwriter and he was in the audience chatting away. We didn't know about it until Matt was

texting us, our tech guy. No one was answering because we were doing a live show at the time.

I think that I was maybe the only one who actually saw it because Stewart was using his phone

as his camera, which is great because otherwise I would have been distracted when mid show,

I got one of those jack-off blackmail emails. Like perfect.

No, you're saying this is a blackmail email of low quality or it's an email that says we have

video of you jacking off and you have to give us money. We'll get to and Parker about this.

We'll get to you very soon. We'll have to get to the bottom of this.

Yeah, it's not open to real can of worms here.

Address first. So the premise is that the guy, it takes a very friendly tone.

It's like, hey, everybody does it. I'm like, oh, cool. Thanks, guy. He's like, but you do it way too

much and to such weird stuff. And I'm like, oh, come on. You don't got to judge me now.

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