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The Flop House

FH Mini 38 - The Movies That Didn't Make Us

The Flop House

Dan McCoy

Movies, Bad, Badmovies, Dan Mccoy, Elliott Kalan, Film, Review, Bad Movies, Arts, Stuart Wellington, Tv & Film, Humor, Comedy

4.74.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2021

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Dan quizzes Elliott and Stu on big Hollywood movies that the world has mostly forgotten.

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0:00.0

Hey everyone, welcome to the flop house. I'm Dan McCoy.

0:07.0

I'm Stuart Wellington.

0:09.0

I'm Elliot Kaylen. No jokes needed, Dan.

0:12.0

Yeah, it's true. Well, I was a little distracted because Stuart looks so bemused by me saying my name.

0:21.0

No, I was still laughing because that was like the fourth time you're like, okay, let's just get into it.

0:27.0

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

0:30.0

Yeah, you know, I think a lot of false starts helps our energy as a part of this.

0:36.0

Oh, yeah. That's what it really is.

0:38.0

Yeah, yeah. It's the audio equivalent for us of struggling to get a condom on.

0:43.0

In the middle of sex, yeah.

0:45.0

It's the best part of sex.

0:47.0

Yeah.

0:48.0

It's the puzzle aspect. It's like the reverse escape room for your penis.

0:52.0

Yeah. Why couldn't we just be born with ballistic penises to deal with labyrinthine duck vaginas?

1:00.0

Yeah, exactly. Like in the movie, ballistic penis is X penis versus sever penis.

1:05.0

I thought you were going to say, why couldn't we just be born with condoms on our penis already?

1:11.0

I can think of one problem with that.

1:13.0

Yeah.

1:16.0

Anyway, so this is the flop house.

1:19.0

Obviously, it's a movie podcast. Normally it's about bad movies.

1:24.0

We talk about them.

1:25.0

But in all right, this episode into your garbage.

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