Hey everyone, welcome to the Flop House. I'm Dan McCoy.

I'm Stuart Wellington.

I'm... Wait for it. Wait for it. Big twist coming. Big twist coming.

Elliot Kalin. The twist was that there was no twist. Yeah.

Well, you certainly wasted some time,

and that's what we like to do here on the Flop House podcast.

It's mostly a waste-of-time podcast.

We're number one in Apple Podcast apps wasting time section.

Often a podcast about bad movies,

but every other week we do our somewhat inaccurately named

Flop House minis where we talk about just whatever, usually still about movies.

It's a lot of affirmations usually.

Oh, really?

Mm-hmm.

Where we talk about the good things that each of us bring to the table.

Yeah, I must have been out on those days.

And we talk about our wildest, craziest, most embarrassing sex stories.

So, Dan, you said you had a pretty amazing one to tell us about today.

Dan's always bragging about his body count.

Let's find out about it.

That is not the topic of today's many that I am leading.

Right.

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