FF: GIRD YOUR LOINS!

Don't Blame Me!

Sister Sign Productions

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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This week of Fisting Friday kicks off with Melisa breaking down what "gird your loins" means. She shares her weekend plans, which include a candle-making session and a review of the tasty dessert, Happy Ice. Plus, she recounts a thrilling experience at a Jurassic Park themed party. Meanwhile, Meghan gets into her own adventures, revealing her brand-new hair care routine and the secret to preserving figs. She also gives us a behind-the-scenes look at helping to prepare Mats for a golf trip and shares her thoughts on the Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson film, Journey 2: The Mysterious Island. After Glow Candles: https://www.afterglowcandleco.com/ Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Listen to Meiisa’s New Show https://apps.apple.com/in/app/pocket-fm-audio-series/id1538433480?mt=8 Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - [email protected] (300 words or less) Write in for BAIW - [email protected] DBM Submission Form BAIW Submission Form Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello.
0:04.7	Hi.
0:06.2	Welcome to a brand new episode of Fisting Friday.
0:13.2	I was waiting for the truck to pass by.
0:15.0	I couldn't hear the drag, and I was just like, she glitched.
0:18.2	She's malfunctioned.
0:19.9	Welcome to Fisting Friday, where we fist you.
0:23.8	Get ready.
0:24.8	Gird your loins.
0:27.1	What is that?
0:29.1	I feel like loins are more in the front.
0:31.8	No, I know.
0:32.8	But then I started thinking about it because, like, gird your loins to me, it's like, is that
0:36.6	hold your crotch, like, protect the nuts? Or, it's like, is that hold your crotch,
0:37.5	like protect the nuts or is it like bare down, like give birth?
0:42.1	I think it's protect your crotch.
0:44.9	Okay.
0:45.9	And hey, you can interpret that how you want, like protect it in the sense of like use protection.
0:51.2	It could be protect your crotch, there are fire ants, protect your crotch. David Cornsweat is appearing close by. Get ready. Well, I just looked it up and the dictionary says it means to prepare oneself for something difficult or challenging. So it actually worked. It does. And it appears in the Bible a lot.
1:12.8	I'm sorry, that's brand of information to me, and I really don't like that.
1:16.2	I really don't love that.
1:19.3	Look at me out here, quoting the Bible.
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