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Don't Blame Me!

Sister Sign Productions

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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In this episode, Meghan and Melisa share advice on: Boyfriend is mad I kissed someone else Dad is having a baby Hate from boyfriend’s friend Update: Nervous about sex Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Listen to Meiisa’s New Show https://apps.apple.com/in/app/pocket-fm-audio-series/id1538433480?mt=8 Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - [email protected] (300 words or less) Write in for BAIW - [email protected] DBM Submission Form BAIW Submission Form Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, did you see that story I posted about how there's like killer something?
0:14.3	I don't even remember what it is at this point.
0:15.9	It was killer something falling out this guy.
0:19.0	No, thank God.
0:20.4	Huh?
0:21.0	I said, no, thank God I didn't say it because that's my worst fucking nightmare.
0:24.7	So U.S. plans to drop millions of flies from the sky to prevent the spread of flesh-eating
0:30.1	man-eater maggots.
0:32.8	So I had posted to my story and then someone responded.
0:38.2	I actually worked on this while I was at the USDA, happy to talk about it on the live stream.
0:45.5	Maggates?
0:46.2	Yeah.
0:47.2	And then she was like, it's super gross, but super cool science.
0:51.5	And I was like, I'm actually like into the science part.
0:53.8	I don't even care about like the grossness of it. And then I looked at her profile and she follows somebody
1:01.0	I know follows her. And I go, how do you know Ashley Nicole Johnson? And she goes,
1:08.1	wait, you're both Aks from Arkansas. And I was like, yeah, she was my dean of pledging
1:19.5	and like my mentor. And she goes, small world, we share a mentor then. So specifically,
1:26.5	she was our White House liaison and hired me.
1:29.6	And then was my boss for a little while when we both worked in the deputy secretary's office.
1:35.3	Wow. Fucking impressive. Right. But like small fucking world. Smallest motherfucking world. That's crazy.
1:51.2	Wow. Damn. I am interested to hear about that. I won't lie. I'm a little nervous. Yeah. Well, Friday.
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