Welcome to this week's holiday celebration of Says You.

Today, our examination of the language turns seasonal.

Tony, what's the difference between a chorus and a choir?

$200 an hour.

It's a time for family fun and family stories.

When we first started a date, Paula ordered a rusty nail to my great surprise.

So when the waitress said to me, what do you want? I said, I'll have a tetanus shot.

We've been together ever since.

And then, and then he got hammered.

So Galilee. ever since. And then he got hammered. So gather close and join the fun

at solstice will the sport. You'll hear a festive

quip or pun, a cleverish retort. It's Hanukkah,

it's Christmas time, it's boxing day, it's Kwanza.

Our show to celebrate is next. Our word extravaganza.

We'll be right back.

As the holidays near and the mall crowd supersizes, a wonderful alternative gift idea arises. And for those in your

life with the gift for gab, nothing could be better than a book of our blab. You can sit back,

relax, and celebrate, we ship priority, so your books won't be late. If you've already purchased

volumes one and two of the quips and the scripts

of the Rocka Says You, there's still plenty more where that came from at the says you gift store.

A mug with a saying, a t-shirt, a cap, all decorated smartly with a saying that's apt. And finally,

there's our new twist on a gift that could last forever. A traditional

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