This week on Says You, we come from Montana State University, and the gang is learning the difference between cattle ranching and dairy farming.

You may have seen the advertising signs along the road as we came here on Route 90.

It was, if you want buckets of better butter, help your cows to utter comfort.

James Prumley wrote, the wind blows as cold as a developer's heart.

But we are stout-hearted in the face of the bluster as we explore Little Big Horn and the fate of Custer.

Did he ever come?

Did he ever return?

No, he never returned.

And his fate is still not learned.

Here in Billings, Buffalo make the menu,

yet each time those rocky mountain oysters are piled on the platter,

we are learning the polite way to say,

50 shades of nay.

Stick around and cowboy up, says you in Montana next.

As the holidays near and the mall crowd supersizes,

a wonderful alternative gift idea arises.

And for those in your life with the gift for gab,

nothing could be better than a book of

our blab. You can sit back, relax, and celebrate. We ship priority so your books won't be late.

If you've already purchased volumes one and two of the clips and the scripts of the Rockets

Says You, there's still plenty more where that came from at the says you gift

store. A mug with a sane, a t-shirt, a cap, all decorated smartly with a saying that's apt.

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