Ferris Bueller Wasn't Real with Clara Baker

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2016

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Ready for some truly dumb dad jokes? This wholesome episode tackles the theory that Ferris Bueller's Day Off, classic 80's teen film, is actually a dark portrait of a deeply disturbed young man who invents a cool imaginary friend with powers he can only dream of. Wow, creepy stuff! Our guest Clara Baker is a big movie buff, and she delivers this wacky theory with a lotta panache and some very expert water drop noises. You're going to come out of this one seeing Cameron pretty dang differently, this we can promise. At the very least you'll agree with us that Alan Ruck has always been a sex symbol. Zamn, zaddy.

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0:00.0	The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,
0:22.2	crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.
0:25.0	I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.
0:29.7	Let's get to the show. Finally. My voice is so much deeper.
0:55.0	Because you're...
0:57.0	Or maybe it's always this way.
0:59.0	I'm just hearing it.
1:00.0	Oh girl, no, you have a sexy smoky, Sarah Vaughn voice.
1:04.0	I'm trying to look up the name of the painting from...
1:08.0	Is it Sunday on the island of Lacrojet?
1:11.0	It's such a long name that I never remember.
1:13.8	Yeah, La C'en J'zat.
1:16.2	Is that how you say it?
1:17.4	I'm just gonna keep,
1:20.6	h'er-chérat.
1:22.0	That's why I got sick so that I could do the French just really get that mucus in the
1:25.9	back of the throat yeah that painting combines my all my interests all my most
1:30.9	pretentious interests which is musicals and speaking.
1:34.0	I mean it's what else did George Surat do?
1:40.0	Just more pointless pictures like that.
1:45.0	Oh, it sounded like I said pointless, but it was
1:48.0	sorry.
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