Feed Drop: Who Killed Avril Lavigne? Episode 1 - "Stuck in the Past"

Gay Future

Super Normal Media

Comedy, Arts, Performing Arts

4.8 • 835 Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2022

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

In this series premiere, Derek Walker is sure he was born at the wrong time – but he gets a chance to make all his dreams come true when his mysterious substitute teacher, Mr. Telonge, reveals a terrible secret, sending Derek on a wild journey through space and time.

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Created by Ben Lapidus and Anderson Cook

Directed by Duncan Gregory

Written by Anderson Cook

Find us on IG @whokilledavrillavigne

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0:00.0	What's up? Gay Future Family. It's Ben, and I'm so excited because today we released the first two
0:05.8	episodes of Who Killed Aver Levine. It's got so many of the voices you know and love from Gay Future.
0:11.6	It's got mystery and comedy and an all-original pop punk score. We're going to play the first
0:16.7	episode for you here, but if you want to hear more, make sure to follow Who Killed Aver Levine,
0:22.0	wherever you get your podcasts. Thank you so much for being along for the ride with us. We love you.
0:27.7	Enjoy. In the year 2022, in the post-warf tour Dark Ages, all seems hopeless.
0:47.6	The spirit of pop punk has been forgotten. Skin-tight jeans and swoopy straight bangs are marked. Flip phones are archaic remnants,
0:58.1	and anxiety is a lot cooler than aggression. It is a dark time. And this descent away from art and
1:07.3	culture began with one singular event, the abduction and disappearance of the
1:13.7	pop punk princess, Miss Avril Levine, at Warped Tour 2005.
1:21.7	But a prophecy near forgot holds one last hope.
1:27.0	A prophecy that foretells of a chosen punk.
1:30.3	A punk who must change the past to secure the future and save the scene.
1:37.3	A punk who will rescue Avril Levine, warp tour, and the entire planet from destruction.
1:45.0	A punk, who's kind of a huge poser.
1:49.0	But he's working on that.
1:51.0	This is Who Killed Avril Levine?
2:00.0	What if I told you a story so crazy it had to be true?
2:04.6	What if everything you thought you knew was a lie? What would you do?
2:11.6	Flip phones and skinny jeans, pop-punk bands and warped tortines, aliens and time machines, and
2:20.3	the truth about Ebro-Lavine.
2:25.3	Who killed Ebro-Lavro-Lavine?
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