Hey, what's up, guys? This is Ben Lapidus. You might know me as the sound designer and songwriter of Gay Future. You might also know me as the guy on social media screaming about whether it's pet smart or PetSmart. I'm just popping in to let you know that my debut album, Deeper and Dumber, is out everywhere today. I'm going to play you one of my personal favorites from the album. This song is called Cold Leg Out. That's actually a phrase I got from Connor Wright, otherwise known as Mikey from Gay Future,

to describe the phenomenon favorites from the album, this song is called Cold Leg Out. That's actually a phrase I got from

Connor Wright, otherwise known as Mikey from Gay Future, to describe the phenomenon wherein one

finds they are too hot whilst trying to slumber and solving the temperature problem by sticking

one leg out to cool off. Cold Leg Out is a song about just that, and a little bit more. I hope you

enjoy, and I hope you check out the rest of the

album Deeper and Dumber by yours truly Ben Lapidus. Without further ado, I present Cold Leg Out.

I was so cold shivering underneath the sheets last night when I went to bed. But then I got so hot I was schwezen in my sleep so I threw the covers off instead

But then I got so cold so I got under the sheets

But then I got so hot and so the cycle would repeat and I figured I'd be up all night

Until I had my brilliant inside.

I put a cold leg out.

And it felt so good.

I put a cold leg out.

I never knew that I could.

I know it's a little unorthodox, but it feels just right like Goldilocks

and that's what I'm talking about.

If you can't get the balance right, just put a cold leg out.

I was talking to a pretty little lady down at the bar on a Saturday night.

I said, hey, how'd you like to come home with me?

She said, okay, but I'll need a ride. As we drove down the road, things were getting hot and heavy, and I thought I'd blow my load right there inside my Chevy. She was tugging on my jeans, but I couldn't tell her stop, so I opened up my car door and I let that sucker drop. I put a cold leg out. She said what's wrong with you? I put a cold leg out.

I said her I had to. I know it's a little atypical, but busting so soon's just pitiful and that's what I'm talking about.

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