The Telegraph.

Come on, we can't even afford stuff for our own children, and you are squandering tens of millions, even billions now, let's face it, on putting up undocumented foreign men.

Four.

You know what Farage is going to be singing this weekend?

Everyone's a fruit and nutcase.

Three.

We're sort of being marginalised and made to feel that we are criminals when all we are doing is saying we want to be safe.

Trump just basically went through the sort of top five issues biffing him metaphorically about the head.

One.

We have lift off. Welcome once again to Planet Normal, the Telegraph podcast with Alison Pearson.

Hello. And me, Liam Halligan. We've got grit and English blood. We just keep going. So said Hannah Hampton, goalkeeper of the lionesses, the England woman's football team,

which prevailed over Spain to win the European Championship for a second time in a row.

Hannah's blood was on display after she got whacked in the face, but she still displayed heroics

as England prevailed during the tense penalty shootout, a fluent Spanish speaker who overcame a childhood eye condition,

which meant doctors told her to avoid sport altogether,

Hannah deserves our heartfelt congratulations,

as do the entire England women's team.

If only, our government displayed a bit of English grit and determination, Alison.

Instead, Kirstarmer looks increasingly lost, definitely unprime ministerial,

as the country on Tuesday remembered the horrific stabbings in Southport,

in which Bibi King, Alistair Silver, queer, and Elsie Dot Stankham, innocent little girls, their whole lives ahead of them, were murdered while attending a Taylor Swift themed dance class.

Meanwhile, protests continued outside countless hotels across the country where illegal migrants are housed at vast public expense, an issue that was bad under the Tories, even worse under

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