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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8942 Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2024

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired August 15, 2024: Dumb school rules. Why are you hitting yourself? Everything you ever wanted to know about Minnesota's most badass 8-year-old.

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0:00.0

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0:20.0

The 93X Half-AST Morning Show.

0:23.6

93 Earth.

0:27.2

Ladies and gentlemen, in just a few moments we start our daily broadcast.

0:30.4

It is National Relaxation Day, a day for you to take a break from your hectic life and relax just relax and be yourself

0:37.3

All right? I'm sitting in my chair. I'm relaxing. I'm getting blackout drunk and you're leaving me alone

0:41.8

Give me a chair if you grew up with brothers and sisters.

0:44.2

We played this amazing game when we were small.

0:46.2

It's called Relax.

0:47.2

I would see Carrie at any point around the house,

0:49.2

and if I felt like it, I would just be like,

0:50.8

hey Carrie, relax. And she'd be like, I'm already relaxed and I'd be like, whoa, relax,

0:58.0

and she'd be like, Catherine, I'm already, I'd like, relax, don't hurt nobody, relax.

1:04.3

Like, Catherine, I am already relaxed!

1:07.6

At which point my dad, who's very big and mean and Irish,

1:10.3

and didn't let a shout in the house,

1:11.5

he'd come stomping up the stairs like who's shouting in the house

1:14.3

and you were like, cat ran to hold me to relax and he went look at you you should relax and should be punished

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