4.8 • 942 Ratings
🗓️ 15 August 2024
⏱️ 150 minutes
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Originally Aired August 15, 2024: Dumb school rules. Why are you hitting yourself? Everything you ever wanted to know about Minnesota's most badass 8-year-old.
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0:27.2 | Ladies and gentlemen, in just a few moments we start our daily broadcast. |
0:30.4 | It is National Relaxation Day, a day for you to take a break from your hectic life and relax just relax and be yourself |
0:37.3 | All right? I'm sitting in my chair. I'm relaxing. I'm getting blackout drunk and you're leaving me alone |
0:41.8 | Give me a chair if you grew up with brothers and sisters. |
0:44.2 | We played this amazing game when we were small. |
0:46.2 | It's called Relax. |
0:47.2 | I would see Carrie at any point around the house, |
0:49.2 | and if I felt like it, I would just be like, |
0:50.8 | hey Carrie, relax. And she'd be like, I'm already relaxed and I'd be like, whoa, relax, |
0:58.0 | and she'd be like, Catherine, I'm already, I'd like, relax, don't hurt nobody, relax. |
1:04.3 | Like, Catherine, I am already relaxed! |
1:07.6 | At which point my dad, who's very big and mean and Irish, |
1:10.3 | and didn't let a shout in the house, |
1:11.5 | he'd come stomping up the stairs like who's shouting in the house |
1:14.3 | and you were like, cat ran to hold me to relax and he went look at you you should relax and should be punished |
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