My boyfriend has been acting really weird ever since he got promoted at his job.

Yeah, he thinks he deserves a VJJ upgrade. He doesn't. He's not Tom Brady. Deal breaker.

Yeah, there's no such thing as bisexual. That's just something they invented in the 90s to sell

hair products. Deal breaker. Only once snake in the bed. Deal breaker.

I think you guys are going to make it.

T-B-T-L.

And so are we, dear listeners, all the way to a Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.

This is the show that is probably too beautiful to live.

It tastes like a set in hot water. I'm hooked.

I've got this Luke Burbank weighing in at 186 pounds.

That's nothing for me to be too happy about, except for the fact that, as I was lying

a bit last night, I counted up all the calories that I consumed yesterday and I felt that it

added up to exactly the normal intake of calories for a male of my age in a given day.

So I sort of surmised that I should be exactly the same weight that I had been the previous day

and sure enough I was. So even though it's disappointing news, it's news that I was able to

accurately predict and for that I'm happy. Here's something else I can accurately predict.

This episode, which is 749 in a collector series, is going to be a lot of fun.

Hi, this is Luke's mom, Susie, coming tonight on T-B-T-L.

Well, it's a Wednesday and once again, we're going to take a stab at one of our erstwhile segments.

That would be T-B-T-L. Is call makers?

This, of course, the part of the week where we call you at your home or office and talk to you

about whatever it is that you would like to discuss. Also, we've got to discuss this.

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