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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

February 8, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2008

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Stephen Colbert stole Luke's bit!

Plus, an interview with Will Leitch of "DeadSpin" about an athlete caught in an unbelievable lie.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank, a new stock 710, Cairo.

0:09.4

And then Luke Burbank would have seen like all of 98 pounds.

0:13.2

I'm gonna bite my pillow, it's what I'm gonna do.

0:16.4

Drunk people are so mellum.

0:19.0

Huh?

0:21.0

Strange, quirky, revealing, and you know, in some cases totally false.

0:27.9

I drink your milkshake, black.

0:33.3

Yes, burn.

0:35.8

They call it the game.

0:40.6

But nobody wins, and nobody lives until now.

0:48.9

When gymnastics and karate are fused, the combustion becomes an explosion, and a new kind

0:56.4

of martial arts superhero is born, Jim Kata.

1:01.8

That's what happens people.

1:03.7

The combustion becomes an explosion, it's simple science.

1:09.7

This is TBTL, the show that much like the Jim Kata craze, it's probably too beautiful

1:15.1

to live.

1:16.1

I'm Luke Burbank, your host, weighing in at 191 pounds, same as yesterday, that in spite

1:23.9

of the two pounds of fried dough I ate for lunch today.

1:29.1

Jen Andrews, if memory serves me, you did your study abroad in college in the tiny savage

1:35.8

country of parmastand, right?

1:38.5

Which crazily enough is the exact place where the US wanted to put its anti-nuclear radars,

1:43.2

right?

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