February 7, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2008

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the show (oh dear...about last night)

Wouldn't GOB Bluth be great as KITT on the new Knight Rider? We'll show you what could have been in an audio mash-up.

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank, a new stock 710, Cairo.
0:09.5	George Clooney, why don't you have a problem with using Michael Clayton?
0:12.9	HW calls it Michael Gate, that's a burn.
0:16.9	Drunk people are so meta.
0:19.5	I made pancakes for dinner last night.
0:22.2	Keep talking to us, David Blaine, keep acting with us, because guess what?
0:25.8	It's illegal, it's literally illegal.
0:28.8	Hello my way to world 46.5, save us yesterday.
0:33.3	I'm gonna bite my pillow, it's what I'm gonna do.
0:37.4	Our movement is real, and change is coming to America.
0:45.5	Dear God, please make Barack go away.
0:48.5	And pray to you, and Margaret Thatcher, and Dear Gandhi, that goes devices.
0:54.7	Carly Fierena, those women.
0:57.4	Hey, that's exactly how we prepare for this show every night.
1:00.4	We pray to the ghost of ISIS in Carly Fierena.
1:03.6	And so far, it's working out very well.
1:06.6	This is TBTL, a show that's probably too beautiful to live.
1:11.5	I'm your host Luke Burbank, weighing in tonight at 191 pounds.
1:16.6	That's up one pound from yesterday, which I'm actually pleasantly surprised with considering
1:21.4	the night's chandetory, and I had last night,
1:24.2	whoo, I'm still feeling it, more on that in just a moment.
1:29.8	Jen Andrews, you declared this to be your own personal sleep week, 2008.
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