February 6, 2009 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2009

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the Show: Christian Bale apologized for his tirade this morning on KROQ's Kevin and Bean Show; we'll talk to Bean.

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0:00.0	You're listening to Two Beautiful To Live, with your host, Luke Burbank.
0:03.7	Hey, what's your favorite pizza topping?
0:05.7	Go, cheese and small taste?
0:07.4	Sprinkle it all over the top.
0:10.0	Baaase!
0:15.8	Hey, I'm Dr. C. Brule.
0:19.3	Hey, why am I so dull as diapills and the exercise?
0:23.9	Just get your stomach doubled.
0:25.7	I had it myself, and I was scared before I went,
0:30.5	but I love to eat bad foods for me.
0:34.5	But I don't want to get bad, like a tub of art.
0:38.4	Here's how it works.
0:40.4	Your main stomach is pushed to the side,
0:43.0	which makes room for the synthetic couch
0:45.3	that will be your new second stomach.
0:47.8	Along with the artificial pipe to go for the bad foods,
0:52.0	keep the healthy stuff in your real stomach
0:54.2	and eat the jug and your fake one for your health.
1:00.9	Not just a radio show, no.
1:04.5	Health advice for you on a Friday night.
1:06.8	Welcome, one and all, to a Friday night edition
1:10.8	of TBTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
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