February 6, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2008

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Jen tried to give blood, that's right, tried.

Luke is growing a beard, but there's no hair.

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank on NewsTalk 710, Cairo.
0:09.0	I'm gonna bite my pillow. It's what I'm gonna do. Huh?
0:14.0	Well, I guess I just have my first taste on the filthy side of this business.
0:18.0	Blurk. Yes, blurk.
0:21.0	When you walk in down the street and you see a little ghost,
0:25.0	what you gonna do about ghost pastas.
0:29.0	Drunk people are so meta.
0:32.0	Actually, the place just burnt down.
0:34.0	I'm amidst a bunch of rubble lands got a broken leg,
0:37.0	so no news at the bottom of the hour, sorry.
0:40.0	Strange, quirky, revealing,
0:44.0	and you know, in some cases, totally false.
0:47.0	Who's crazy? Mia and Carmen.
0:49.0	You know, mental illness is no joke,
0:51.0	especially when it comes to Ann Curry,
0:54.0	who they once found huddled under her today's show desk,
0:57.0	chugging extra virgin olive oil straight from the bottle,
1:00.0	and muttering something about Matt Lauer
1:02.0	and being friends with Benny's.
1:05.0	At least that's what I heard.
1:07.0	This is TBTL, the show that the diagnostic
1:09.0	and statistical manual of mental disorders,
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