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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

February 4, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2010

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Day Four of The TBTL-athon. Mike Pesca checks in from Miami where he's covering the Superbowl, Jen tells how her dog's pee ruined a city, and Luke ponders a major change to The TBTL Language.

Transcript

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0:00.0

the TBL on day four today Mike Pasca reports from the Super Bowl you used to host a show about gambling

0:10.2

and you love statistics and probabilities so I would ask you this what do you think the odds are

0:16.1

that this TBLathon that this fundraiser will actually work out for us right well I'm like a lot

0:22.4

of sports where working out is defined in one or a loss there is a you know quasi flexible

0:28.4

definition of working out so maybe we should do a parlay it working out to your heart's desire

0:34.5

parlayed with what you say in terms of working out and you got to convince yourself that it does

0:39.5

well but I think let's say I checked I remember that a year ago you went to a buffet and got food

0:46.9

poisoning so I'm going to count that as own one against the spread and I'm going to say that

0:53.0

you are you trafficking a lot of well well observed nuances of life that is your uvra so your

1:00.8

uvra under is about six I'm gonna say it has a 71% chance of working 71% chance that's a parlayed

1:09.6

with the 99% chance of you saying it's gonna work so oh I see so that would that does that bring

1:13.9

it up to the 80s or both of those things have to happen if the parlay means I'm getting both things

1:20.8

four to one odds on the part or 3.1 to one odds on the parlay and that's what I would bet

1:25.4

so you would you would bet the parlay on tbtl being successful yes I think there's almost no

1:30.6

chance that it does work and but that you claim it doesn't work although you might just to earn

1:35.2

more sympathy and get more money I've been going back and forth actually on that very thing this

1:39.7

week because we we had a couple of of sort of banner days and then we had a couple of days that

1:44.7

have been you know maybe a little more flat and I don't I don't exactly know the psychology of

1:49.5

doing this yet if I'm supposed to be keeping a stiff upper lip the whole time or if if I'm overly

1:56.0

optimistic if people are gonna think oh yeah that the you know the the pressures off but on the

2:00.8

other hand I don't want to seem pathetic and and be constantly the whole desperate like you know

2:05.3

please people you got to give and you wind up like the guy from network that that's a real turnoff

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