This is too beautiful to live with Loop Burbank, a new stock 710, Cairo.

Actually the place just burnt down. I'm amidst a bunch of rubble lands got a broken leg,

so no news at the bottom of the hour, sorry.

Could be a quacket. It got hold to the wrong stuff.

Nobody buys me. Nobody buys me either.

I drink your milkshake.

I'm gonna get you, get you drunk. Get you drunk off my lady, huh?

My, my, my, my lovely lady, huh?

I don't even know what that means.

No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.

Drunk people are so meta.

Strange, quirky, revealing, and you know in some cases totally false.

Yes, so what? So what if a lot of this show is totally false?

Facts are super overrated like the Patriots, apparently.

This is TBL, the show that Oz Makers at the Mandalay Bay Sportsbook regularly lists

is a 17 and a half point dog based on the fact that it's probably too beautiful to live.

Thanks Jimmy the Greek.

I'm your host Luke Burbank, the Eli Manning of this underrated scrappy history bucking show,

weighing in at 191.5 pounds that is down two pounds from Friday,

and event almost as improbable as the Giants win, considering how I ate and drank over the weekend.

Jen Andrews, your tall, you went to Michigan State, you are super talented,

but sometimes your attitude leaves a bit to be desired.

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