February 3, 2009 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2009

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Welcome to the show: Jen has dental issues and Sean was confronted on the bus. Plus, one guy gives the most honest answer ever to "why are you in a band?"

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0:00.0	This is Joshua of the Snohomish tent. I'm only 13 years old, but my friends and I all love TBTL,
0:07.1	especially now that it's on the FM dial. This is TBTL with Luke Burbank on 973 FM. Not Am. Am for losers.
0:19.9	My idea was, you know, I just want to name, I wanted to look and cut glass, you know,
0:24.0	I'm ready to sharpen. I'm ready to sharpen. Yeah, well, when I close my eyes, I see this thing. It's
0:29.2	just a big sign. And the name is in my bright blue neon lights with my purple outline.
0:36.2	In this name, it's just so bright, so sharp that the sign, it just blows up because the name is
0:41.6	just so powerful. It says, Dirk Diggler. I think, I think heaven has sent you here, Dirk Diggler.
0:51.8	I think the angels have blessed us all because of Dirk Diggler.
1:02.0	Truly, a radio show that can cut glass. It's a Tuesday night edition of TBTL, the show that,
1:10.7	well, in all probabilities, most likely anyway, too beautiful to live. Boom, roasted.
1:17.2	I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in it 189 pounds. Not to brag, but I literally
1:29.8	started a new workout routine today. I went and had my initial consultation for something called
1:37.2	CrossFit. This was at the recommendation of one of the listeners who said it's the way to go.
1:44.9	It's a very old school gymnasium thing. There's medicine balls and you basically just go in and
1:53.0	it seems you lift some weights a little bit, but you do it in the old style. It's not something
1:59.6	cool like bench press or anything sexy like that. You do deadlift and you wear a weight belt.
2:08.4	Like Martin Short on wrestling development, a little bit. Shoot me! There's a lot of shooting,
2:13.2	me. Yeah, I'm excited about it. We'll see. I went in for just the kind of get to know them
2:20.9	consultation today. They were just gauging my level of fitness and how flexible I was and things
2:28.3	like that. They had a really small amount of weight on this bar and then they had me on a rowing
2:34.5	machine that was set at the least amount of resistance, I think, that the machine. If there was
2:39.2	less resistance, it would have been like you were on a downhill and it was pushing you from behind.
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