Well, here we are, folks, the last day of the TBT Elethon 2011.

If you were waiting for the last day for the 11th hour, just because you take some perverse

pleasure in seeing us sweat. Well, congratulations. You win. We're sweating. Just a little.

Uh, you know what? This music, this music is not doing it. Let's actually, we're almost done

with the TBT Elethon. Let's get some kickass. We're at the end of things kind of music.

Nice. That is a lot better. Do not make us bring out the sort of destiny, by the way,

because we will. Uh, you know, a good friend of ours and a loyal TBTL supporter, Kim,

from King 5 Television. She said she was signing up to support TBTL for 10 bucks a month,

because as she put it, TBTL is totally my Netflix. And maybe that's what it is for you.

In fact, maybe it's something that you use more than Netflix. I mean, does Netflix send you

a new topical? Okay, let's be honest, it's probably not topical when we do a show, but whatever,

a new hour of entertainment every single weekday, because we do. And we're hoping, right now,

you can go to TBTL.net and help us to, uh, pay for this. What turns out to be very expensive,

very time-consuming production that we mount for you five days a week.

Okay, if you're going to TBTL.net right now to support the TBTLathon, thank you,

one million. We seriously really appreciate it.

And I've wanted more than anything to have you respect the first time I didn't feel it,

but this time I feel it, and I can't deny the fact that you like me. Right now, you like me.

TBTL

Welcome everybody to a Friday afternoon edition of TBTL. This is the show that's probably too

beautiful to live. It's episode 761 in a collector series. I'm your host, Luke Burbank,

and today is not just the final day of the TBTLathon 2011, which it is, but it also happens to be

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