This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank, a new stock 710, Cairo, like a cartoon

mouse and spanner, like a drunk Chinese woman, I've lost hundreds of pounds and gained hundreds

of confidence. I volunteer with children who have muscular dystrophy. Yeah, make me a

filet me alone or make me young. It stays like these to really want to have now. That's

what I'm talking about. Hi, baby day, the queen. I hear that you rap. Is that true? You know

how to rap? Yes, it is true. George Clooney, why don't I have a problem with using Michael

Clayton HW cause Michael gate? That's a burr. I held it. Maybe that's why George Clooney didn't

do so great last night because all the Oscar people cast their votes for Michael Gaten. Did

anybody check that? Actually, I mean, I think if you check how many votes Michael Gaten

got, we could have a scandal on our hands. Hi there, friendos. Well, if it isn't TBTL,

we show that much like Gary Busy on the red carpet is too beautiful or maybe too medicated

to live. Hey there, bloggers and froggers. Hey there, Diablo Cody. Congrats on your big

win last night. This is the 36th annual airing of the TBTLs. I'm your host, Luke Burbank,

weighing it at 186.5 pounds. That is up. And that's not even the worst news. That number

is highly questionable since I weighed myself before our pre-show beer and chimichanga

fest at Azteca. When I was supposed to think that, not say it out loud. Anyway, producer

Jen Andrews, you did have a beer, which usually means you will somehow magically lose weight.

It's a miracle. What? What? 33. I'm believable. I know. And I had a supersize me, beer.

Do you continue to amaze me? Sean Dutori, I heard you lost your bag on Friday night

after the show. Yeah, almost. I lost it for about 20 minutes. And also though, you weren't

thrown down and given a staff infection by any bouncer. So let's just accentuate the

positive here. Definitely. What are you weighing in that, Monfer? I'm weighing a very safe

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