Well, isn't it TVTL? I go crazy! I just love TVTL!

I've often said that the band's survivor is the best that ever was.

In my opinion, they put rock music to bed. Everyone else is an imitator.

That's right, you heard me. Beatles, Rolling Stones, Bach, Beethoven. You guys suck.

Well, unfortunately, Survivor won't return my calls. I get it. They're survivor, and I'm not.

But what you do have going for you is an obvious sense of refined taste when it comes to the

radio and podcast programming that you consume because here you are listening to a show

that like a like a well-made turducken stuffed with veal wrapped in fog rise, almost too beautiful to live.

Almost. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm the host. I've got my good friend's Gen Flash Andrews with me

and Sean Detour, Japan's number one mixer. Hey, I just want to say, you can check it out over at

the website, minorthwest.com. I'm going to be moderating this, speaking of food. I just thought

of this. I'm going to be moderating this this show at the Paramount Theater in May. It's May 30th,

and it's Anthony Bourdain and Mario Batalli and me. And that's all I know about it.

I slightly shocked that they chose me, and I think it will probably go down

as a major, major embarrassment in my life. Don't say that. What's that?

Don't say that. I want to set the bar low. No, you're going to make bad things come true.

No, no, no, I think it's going to be. What I like to do is apologize beforehand, and then

when it's just competent, which I think it will be secretly, I think it will be, I will

competently host this event. Then people will say, you were amazing. So what I've done is set

up a dynamic where all I have to be is competent to blow everyone's mind. Now Mario Batalli

and Anthony Bourdain, those two guys, man, man or man, do they know their food,

man or man, are they fun? Interesting fellows. I watch both of their TV shows and totally into

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