To you fall to earth, I'm at your 7-3-2-0.

Well, I never thought I would make it here today.

I would be a great class president

because I promised to put two new pot machines in the cafeteria

and I'm also going to get a glitter-bonny bell dispenser

for all the girls' bathrooms.

Oh, we're going to get new cheerleading uniforms.

Anyway, I think I'd be a great class president,

so who wants to eat chimney changers next year?

Not me. See, with me, it will be summer all year long.

Vote for summer!

That was not the joint congressional address I was expecting.

Summer Wheatley odd choice, but...

Anywho, welcome you tired, you huddled masses

to a very special Tuesday night edition of TBTL

the show that yes, faces many challenges

and I'm not going to lie to you,

we'll probably get worse before it gets better.

But if we can just pull together

and get the Kanye West markets functioning normally again,

might not be too beautiful to live.

As a long way to go,

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