At Proximum, Con-William, you're listening to T.T.L.

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Can I share something with you that I'd never shared with anyone in my life?

I would rather you didn't.

When I was a child, I had a terrible stutter.

And I was so embarrassed by it that I really spoke in class.

The stutter got to the van, I was taken out of my grave and put in a special class,

held in the boiler room.

My only other classmate was named Gilly.

He'd fought through the ice as a child and was technically dead for 57 minutes.

He told us to sweep, saw dust so we could find work at a mill.

And that's how we got this show.

Which we call T.B.T.L. Welcome everybody to a Friday night edition of the program that is possibly

and sometimes probably too beautiful to live.

Kidding! Inspired by kittens!

I'm your host, Luke Burbank.

And I'm very happy to report that the wait, despite the fact that last night I learned how to cook.

Well, in one night?

No, I learned how to cook one additional thing.

You know we were talking with Eugene Merman last night about cooking.

And I was saying how I really only know how to make one thing.

And so I decided I was going to learn how to make an additional dish.

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