February 19, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2008

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Catching up with emails and voicemail, plus Roger Clemens Haiku.

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0:00.0	This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank, a new stock 710, Cairo.
0:10.0	I like to be humble. I'm old school. I don't like to talk a lot.
0:14.0	I volunteer with children who have muscular dystrophy.
0:18.0	Pleasant. Are there acts ahead?
0:21.0	If they are, they won't be dead.
0:23.0	No more rhymes now. I mean it.
0:26.0	Anybody want to be dead?
0:28.0	Roger Clemens and I's ever taking steroids. In fact, he's so mad he ripped a Corvette in half.
0:33.0	Nailed it.
0:34.0	That he was knowingly knowing that I had taken H.H.
0:38.0	We were talked about the subject.
0:40.0	When gymnastics and karate are fused, the combustion becomes an explosion.
0:47.0	Jim Kata.
0:49.0	You scared me. You're an alcoholic.
0:52.0	Black.
0:53.0	Yes, blurred.
0:55.0	Jen and Luke were totally f***ed for tonight.
1:03.0	Because I was very, very sick last night. Seriously, seriously ill.
1:09.0	Man, it is nasty out there.
1:11.0	I agree, Jeff Pogela.
1:13.0	It is nasty when your own producer calls out your honesty, says you're a liar for being sick.
1:19.0	Drunk people are so mad.
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