Hey, Gavin. Say T. Say B. Say T. Say L. Say T-B-T-L.

T-T-T-T-E-L.

How about that right in? I guess that's what they call it sin sitting.

You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner.

I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.

But when my sister brought a duck home, I knew he was one of my own.

And my wolf pack ain't grown by one.

So whether or two of them were two of us in the wolf pack,

I was alone first in the pack and then John joined in later.

And six months ago, the duck introduced me to you guys.

I thought, wait a second, could it be?

And now I know for sure I just added two more guys to my wolf pack.

Four of us wolves running around the desert together in Las Vegas,

looking for strippers and cocaine.

So tonight, I make a toast.

Boy, that sounds like a lot of fun.

I kind of wish I was there, actually.

Well, that's all right. I'm at the second best place you can be.

Burbank Studios on a Thursday afternoon bringing you a Thursday afternoon edition of a T-B-T-L.

Show that's probably too beautiful to live.

You're embarrassing me in company! You advance yourself!

This is episode 499 in a collector series.

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