February 18, 2009 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2009

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the Show: Ken Griffey Jr. is coming back to Seattle! Plus, a guy put a sign up in his window to hit on the girl across the street..we'll see how it's going.

Transcript

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0:00.0	You should disperse E-E-E-O
0:08.0	1101, 1816 is the item number on this one
0:12.0	And the nice thing about these practice katanas
0:16.0	Oh, oh that hurt
0:18.0	Oh, that hurt big time
0:20.0	A piece of that just the tip just got me Odell
0:26.0	Oh, that got me good
0:28.0	You alright? A piece of that tip just got me
0:32.0	Oh, right now
0:36.0	We may need emergency surgery in the studio
0:42.0	And that my friends is why we stopped selling swords during the program
0:48.0	Welcome kids to a Wednesday night edition of TBTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live
0:54.0	Oh, my calls
0:56.0	I'm your host Luke Burbank
0:58.0	weighing in at 185 pounds
1:02.0	Wow, we know you're good at lying
1:04.0	No, no, no, no
1:06.0	185 happened today
1:10.0	Quite to my surprise because after the post-show debacle that I suffered through which we'll talk about a little bit later on
1:16.0	I had to drown my feelings of frustration and inadequacy
1:22.0	and some delicious, delicious food from the Wendy's on Rainier Avenue near my house
1:30.0	And I expected for all the world to wake up and step onto the scale at my house
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