I'm Sam Waterston of the popular TV series Law and Order.

As a senior citizen, you're probably aware of the threat robots pose.

Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.

Well, now there's a company that offers coverage against the unfortunate event of a robot attack.

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You need to feel safe, and that's harder and harder to do nowadays,

because robots may strike at any time.

And when they grab you with those metal claws, you can't break free,

because they're made of metal, and robots are strong.

So don't cower under your afghan any longer.

Make a choice. Old glory insurance.

For when the metal ones decide to come for you.

T-B-T-L!

Well, if they do, we're here to help, at least in whatever fashion we can.

With a Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L, this is the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

It's still real to be damaged!

I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 186 pounds.

This is episode 754 in a collector series.

It is threatening to be a very entertaining one.

Hi, this is Luke's mom, Suzy, coming tonight on T-B-T-L.

We're going to talk about speaking of robots.

Well, computers anyway. We're going to talk about computers versus humans on the Jeopardy program.

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