Well, he was a head counselor at the boys' camp and I was a head counselor at the girls' camp.

And they had a social one night, and he walked across the room.

I thought he was coming to talk to my friend, Maxine,

because people were always crossing rooms to talk to Maxine.

But he was coming to talk to me, and he said,

I'm Ben Small of the Coney Island Smalls.

At that moment, I knew, I knew the way you know about a good melon.

T-B-T-L!

Here's something else you just know about.

A Monday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L,

the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

It's a trapstief, a mockery of a sham,

a mockery of a trapstief, two mockeries of a sham.

I have your host, Luke Burbank,

weighing in at 187 pounds.

It is political correctness to run a moque.

We have a great show in store for you on this Monday.

It's episode 752 in a collector's series.

Hi, this is Luke's mom, Susie, coming tonight on T-B-T-L.

We debut a new segment.

Oh my god, we're crushing it.

Oh my god, guys, we're crushing it.

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