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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

February 12, 2009 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2009

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the show: Joaquin's artism was in full flower last night on Letterman.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Novon, no dipax, put your money on the counter, this is T-E-T-E-L.

0:04.7

How am I, the same way I am, the third weekend of every month, Sushin, living it up Las Vegas

0:13.6

style on the couch of my dad's condo?

0:15.8

Relax dad, it's a joke, seriously though.

0:18.3

When it kill you to get cable, I'm six years old, a little Zachik Cody goes a long

0:23.0

way.

0:24.0

Ladies, are you familiar with the work of Zachik Cody?

0:26.3

Sorry?

0:27.3

It's about two twins that live in a hotel.

0:30.2

They have a butler.

0:31.6

I'm stuck here with Mr. Personality, it's like living with paint, and paint

0:35.2

cried, and complained about how expensive gas is.

0:39.6

Spoiler alert, that's going to be the second half hour of this final hour of T-B-T-L.

0:48.8

I'll be crying and complaining about how expensive gas is, so I hope you'll be able to stay

0:54.5

with us until then.

0:56.4

This is T-B-T-L on News Talk 973, Cairo FM, the show that's probably too beautiful

1:04.4

to live, it's just after Nine Bells, which means we have entered the final hour of the

1:09.3

program on this Thursday night.

1:12.0

Once again last night, getting emails from Seaman and other scurvy dogs saying that

1:20.1

I can't use Nine Bells that way, because there's a nautical thing, I will, for the last

1:25.5

time, I promise Jennifer, for the last time I will say, I say that in honor of Steve Jones

1:33.5

of Jonesy's two bucks in D103, he used to open a show by saying, there's 12 bows, and

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