February 12, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2008

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Luke's basketball diaries and Jen's "My Dinner with Awkward"

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0:00.0	This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank, a new stock 710, Cairo,
0:09.5	Call it, Frendo.
0:12.5	I like that video!
0:15.3	The finest street legal anniversary you can get outside of Mexico that's not poisonous.
0:20.9	Strange, quirky, revealing, and you know in some cases totally false.
0:27.7	Nobody buys meat, nobody buys meat.
0:31.9	And then Luke Burbank would have seen like all of 98 pounds.
0:35.4	They could turn into a fruckus in a minute if you don't watch out.
0:40.3	The combustion becomes an explosion.
0:43.5	It's like my heart is trying to hug my brain.
0:47.1	I drink your milkshake.
0:51.5	This might go be pregnant.
0:54.2	Wait that's how I spent this afternoon.
0:56.9	What a coincidence.
0:59.8	This is TBTL.
1:02.2	The show that Cairo's staff OB-GYN has put on mandatory bed rest for the next three weeks.
1:08.2	Because it's so beautiful that, well just to be on the safe side.
1:13.8	I'm Luke Burbank sort of the Ferdinand LaMaz of this little radio birth.
1:20.5	Wanging it at 187.5 pounds, me, not the baby, that would be some kind of record.
1:30.1	187.5 pounds that is up a half pound from yesterday, but still under 190, which I have sworn
1:39.0	on this very show to never go north of.
1:44.0	Jan Andrews, I specifically ordered you to boil some water and get some newspapers right
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