February 10, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2010

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Vanessa find out they've been systematically ruining their neighbor's lives for the past 6 months, The East Coast Tens check in from beneath their snowdrifts with stories of 'snow pudding' and constipated pooches, and Stephen Colbert with the last word on the word "retard".

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0:00.0	At Proximum, Con-William, you're listening to TVTL.
0:06.0	Rawr!
0:12.5	You know, if I could just get past this first lip, the rest would be a breeze.
0:16.0	I know it. I'm telling you, Charles.
0:18.0	Charles?
0:19.5	Charles.
0:20.5	Oh, hold on. Wait a minute. Wait one second. I think I'm on to something here.
0:23.5	This is pure snow!
0:25.5	It's everywhere!
0:27.5	Have you any idea what the street value of this mountain is?
0:30.5	Charles, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold it.
0:32.5	Rawr!
0:33.5	Ah!
0:35.5	Ah!
0:36.5	Outrageous! I think I froze the left half of my brain!
0:40.5	Look! I can't move my right arm!
0:45.5	See, I think that all these people that are getting caught up in
0:48.5	snowmageddon, snowpock, glips, get snover it,
0:53.5	whatever the hell they're calling it, I think that they're just missing an opportunity.
0:56.5	To get themselves whacked out of their mind by treating all of that white stuff
1:02.5	as if it were pure grade Colombian cocaine.
1:05.5	I'm just saying, it's all about flipping your view of the world.
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