Featuring the Man Who's Floor I Peed On (w/ EJ Wolborsky)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2018

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

EJ isn't a comedian, but just a nice guy who's floor Nicole peed on after a drunken party at an Apple store. Hear them reconcile on what happened that fateful night, and for some wholesome dating advice. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy And finally, check out Loosely Exactly Nicole on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/looselyexactlynicole/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please tell me why.
0:18.0	Oh, I'm Nicole Byer and this is my podcast.
0:27.0	It's called Why Won't You Date Me?
0:29.0	Today's guest, he's not a comedian.
0:31.0	He's not an actor.
0:33.0	He's just a nice man that I know.
0:35.0	His name is E.J. Waborsky.
0:39.0	Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh!
0:41.0	Hi, E.J.
0:43.0	We were just catching up.
0:45.0	E.J., here's a question that I don't know.
0:47.0	What is E.J. stand for?
0:49.0	It stands for Elias Justin.
0:52.0	Elias Justin?
0:54.0	Yeah, Elias was my great-grandfather
0:57.0	and Justin was just a name that my mom liked.
1:00.0	Oh!
1:01.0	My parents put their Jewish and generic white person
1:06.0	naming conventions together to come up with Elias Justin.
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