Getting Drunk at the Movies (w/ Brooks Wheelan)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2018

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Brooks Wheelan (SNL) is on the show to discuss the ultra-exclusive Raya app, how he once got scabies from a girl he met in a liquor store parking lot, and the time he embarrassed himself in front of George Clooney. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy And finally, check out Loosely Exactly Nicole on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/looselyexactlynicole/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please, tell me why!
0:24.0	Oh boy, welcome to Why won't you date me?
0:27.0	It's a podcast where I try to figure out
0:29.0	why I'm still single, how I'm still single,
0:32.0	even though I love giving a good blowjob,
0:34.0	and I'm good at it.
0:35.0	Today's guest, I haven't dated him,
0:37.0	but he's very funny.
0:39.0	You can see him do stand up all over this fucking country.
0:42.0	His name is Brooks Wheeler.
0:44.0	Yeah!
0:46.0	Maybe if you're single because of your iPhone cover,
0:50.0	what is that?
0:52.0	That doesn't scream.
0:53.0	You can't see it, but my iPhone cover is a blue unicorn.
0:57.0	It makes it so cumbersome, it's insane.
1:01.0	I never lose my phone.
1:03.0	Neither do I.
1:05.0	It looks hard to talk on that.
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