Bad Threesomes (w/ Matteo Lane)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2018

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Nicole's good friend Matteo Lane (Guy Code, @midnight, Ladylike) is on the podcast to rate Nicole's Tinder, talk about their experiences with threesomes, and discuss the horrors of sucking a dirty dick. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy And finally, check out Loosely Exactly Nicole on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/looselyexactlynicole/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please, tell me why.
0:24.0	I'll boy, I'm Nicole Byer
0:26.0	and welcome to my podcast is called
0:28.0	Why Won't You Date Me?
0:30.0	I'm just trying to figure out why I'm single,
0:33.0	even though I'm fucking fabulous
0:35.0	and I love giving blow jobs and other stuff.
0:39.0	My guest today is the very lovely, very funny,
0:43.0	dear fucking friend of mine.
0:45.0	Mateo Le!
0:55.0	It's literally that all the time when we're with each other.
0:57.0	It's not any different.
0:59.0	No, it truly isn't. I'm 100% sure my new neighbors hate me.
1:03.0	Oh, 100.
1:04.0	I spend so much time screaming and splashing.
1:08.0	Yes.
1:09.0	It's a very good time.
1:10.0	Mateo, how are you today?
1:12.0	I'm fine. I'm like, I don't know.
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