FCOL Old Skool: The One Where We Trash Celebrities

For Crying Out Loud

Kids & Family, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.6 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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This one is pretty old but the year is unknown. Lynette tells a story about a diva at Disneyland (her name rhymes with Hey No) and Stef talks limo assholes.

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0:00.0	Made a decision
0:02.4	I'll face the sunniest sunhead on.
0:07.8	I had a vision of what it might be like to reach the accent.
0:17.1	Hey, everybody.
0:20.2	You're so fake. Your hair looks wild. Okay. I'm going to tell you why. Yeah. All right. So here's why I look like Crapola. Oh, I was going to say you look good. You look like a rock and roller. Oh, really? Yeah, because you got Bob and the monster. And the wild hair. With the wild hair.
0:37.7	Okay.
0:38.0	Let me just tell you why my hair is wild. Because it's a reason that you will totally relate to. Oh, no. Let me guess. Guess. Go ahead and guess. Do you have something to do with water? Yes. Next to our neighbor. No. Close, though. But same thing. Yeah. Mm-hmm.
0:53.6	Got talked into going in the pool.
0:55.1	Past the waist.
0:56.4	Yep.
0:57.3	Sucker.
0:58.2	Ben. No, close though. But same thing. Yeah. Got talked into going in the pool.
0:55.1	Past the waist.
0:56.4	Yep.
0:57.2	Sucker.
0:58.2	Then didn't even get to take a shower because such is my life.
1:02.2	Right.
1:02.3	See, this is the whole problem with getting in the pool all the way through your hair.
1:09.0	When are you going to do all the damage control?
1:12.3	When are you going to take a shower, use your clarifying shampoo, blow dry your hair, get ready.
1:18.8	Like you know, no, you know why?
1:20.8	Because now you got to get all the kids home with their wet bathing suits.
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