What's going on, America? Welcome to Thursday's episode of Dear America. Big show today. Big

show. Just want to say, good morning to all of you. I realize I don't say that enough, and you

guys should really get on me about that more often. Let's get some good mornings. Just some GMs in the chat. Don't listen to the annoying, nagging little sound that you might hear in the background. Kind of sounds like a whiny ant a little bit. You know, just ignore it. Let's get some good mornings in the chat. Some GMs in the chat blowing up. Make sure to hit that light button. Make sure to hit that repost button.

We got a lot of stuff to talk about today.

FBI director Cash Patel says that he has found thousands of documents in burn bags.

What are burn bags?

What could this possibly mean?

We're going to talk about all that.

Also, Nancy Pelosi explodes at the idea that we turn off the corruption that is Congress of insider

training. Also, Texas goes on the offensive redrawing the district lines to help Republicans,

California is threatening to do the same thing. And also some staggering polling data.

Women, are you in fact the problem with the voting in this country?

Calm down, ladies that watch this show.

I ain't talking to you.

I'm talking about your liberal girlfriend when you go out for your martinis or your

whatever it is at the Mexican restaurant,

your margaritas. Chill out. That's what I'm talking about. Also, we got to talk about

our white Aryan genetics taking over. Do the minorities in this country have a point?

Are we trying to push forward Hitler's agenda with Nazi propaganda. Now Dunkin' Donuts is under fire

for literally an Italian guy in the video. It's the craziest thing across the board. Mental health

in this country is the real problem. It's the real pandemic and I can't wait to make fun of every last one of them.

Alright, but let's get everybody in the studio. Ladies and gentlemen, not Mexican cartel Tony, is here.

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