Ladies and gentlemen, in today's episode of WTF, which actually stands for Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,

Bada Bing, Bada, Boom, joking, it stands for what the fuck.

This is the highlight from today's press conference on the announcement of the arrest of the January 6th pipe bomber.

I apologize for having sworn too early, so early, without giving you the earmuffs warning.

Retrospective earmuffs, behold!

You know, folks, this case involved millions of pieces of data.

And it is a huge win because it was like finding a needle in a haystack.

So much of this evidence was very specific, but a lot of it was also very general.

For example, there were 233,000 black end caps of the type that were used in this case.

I want you to think about the fact that the FBI had to go through the sale of every one of them to try to find commonality with an individual along with the purchase of the the the pipe itself,

the cap ends, the wires, the steel, and the nine-volt batteries. Every one of those had to be mined

and remind to the point where we were able to then connect and make no mistake.

It was this administration, it was this president who made the decision that we were going

to use all of our efforts to get it done and get it done they did.

Have you recovered the notable sneakers?

Have you done surveillance of this suspect

from that aha moment to when you exercise the search forings today?

And obviously this happened on January 5th into January 6th.

How should the public look at this case separate from all of the cases related to what

transpired on January 6th and the president's subsequent part?

I'm going to let Director Patel take the evidence part.

We have to be careful again.

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