Do you want me to start? You're listening to the H&J Daily. I'm Max Rushton.

I'm Charlie Baker. Here I am. Hello, Charlie Baker, yes.

What a great show. Oh, I loved it. Yeah. What are we putting in? We were good. Ray Houghton. Arbitts were funny. Ray Houghton was it exceptional. Yeah. So good. I'd love to be Ray Hout. of that Troy Parrot goal.

He was good.

Steve Harmeson was excellent,

looking ahead to the ashes.

That starts pretty soon. Certainly when you listen to this, it might have even started. We had a birthday spread. We're halfway through it at the moment. You are ahead. Currently ahead. We don't know what's going to happen. Long way to go. Yeah. That's the great thing about sport. It's unwritten drama.

And that's what we delivered today. And here it is.

One from one. Good afternoon, everyone. Good afternoon, Charlie.

I think Andy makes it a bit easier when you're on.

I think he does like a sort of, he puts like celebrity, he puts like celebrity names in that you'll have heard of.

He doesn't do like Dame Lucy Spragut, who is a philosopher of Oxford University.

Professor Arbuthnot Chumley Chum.

Yeah, that's sort of what he does when Paul is in.

Who was?

Yeah, it'll just be, you know, Andy Fenceham. Cambridge United Fullbacks from the 90s. That's who it will be. Oh, yeah, lovely. Max, football. Football. Football came back this week. Football is so exciting. There are moments where it's funny because I basically eventually burst into tears by watching so much, so much Troy Parrot. And then Kenny McLean came along and it happened again. And then, you know, I'm not Scottish. I'm tiny bit Irish. I think I'm not Scottish at all. Sorry, sorry. I'll just stop you. How do you think you're a tiny bit, Irish? Should you have done any DNA testing?

It's a great, great granddad.

That's what it is.

That's what my mum tells me.

I think you should do the DNA test live on air.

We can find out who you're supporting in next year's World Cup.

What if I'm not the father?

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