Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, this is it.

This is Top Flight Tire Machine. I am Andy Hot Body Dawson, Pow, Pow.

I am Sam Nifty Delaney, so what?

Welcome along. It's your Monday morning episode. You get it on a Sunday evening if you're an IFS subscriber.

And that's all there is to it.

I've got a technical issue which could seriously hamper the quality of this episode.

Sam, the office chair that I sit in to pod is not going backwards anymore

it's one of them that goes back

it goes round and round

but it also goes back and sometimes

I like to recline a little bit

and it's not going back anymore and I can't find

any kind of fucking switch

or lever

you're going to have to sit through this pod in what I call the Tory position.

This is exactly what I'm in.

I'm in the Tory position.

I feel really fucking constrained.

Like some sort of straight-backed, fucking uptight, weirdo.

Like a fucking, like a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, he's past all his exams.

Like, some, like, some fucking asshole who's really into his posture.

Oh, God.

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